hairdache

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A painful, angry scalp from wearing stupid hair styles for too long. It’s like your head is screaming for mercy.

My braids were so tight I looked like a prisoner. My head was on fire.

That ponytail was tighter than my mom’s grip on my phone at bedtime.

My plaits were so bad my forehead had a new shape.

A bad hair day that turns into a full-blown head injury. Your hair is so messed up it’s like it’s fighting you.

My braids looked like they were tied by a mad dog. My head felt like it was being pulled apart.

My ponytail was so tight I could feel my hair growing out of my ears.

My plaits looked like they were made by a robot that hates humans.

A headache that comes from your hair being so messed up it feels like your head is in a vice. It’s the worst kind of pain.

My braids were so tight I could have used them to pull a truck.

My ponytail felt like it was trying to rip my head off.

My plaits looked like they were made by someone who had a grudge against me.

When your hair is so messed up it gives you a headache so bad you want to scream and throw your comb at someone.

My braids were so tight I felt like my hair was being dragged through a meat grinder.

My ponytail was so bad I could feel my head getting smaller.

My plaits looked like they were tied by a mad scientist.

A painful head condition from wearing your hair in stupid styles for too long. Your head is in a constant state of rebellion.

My braids looked like they were tied with rope and a curse.

My ponytail was so tight I could feel my hair growing out of my ears.

My plaits were so bad I looked like I had been hit by a hair dryer.