Haircut privilege

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If you’re getting your hair cut you get to pick the seat like it’s your throne and everyone else is stuck in the dirt.

I picked the front seat because I’m a king and the back seat is for peasants.

She took the middle seat and said, 'This is the best spot for my crown.'

He picked the worst seat just to annoy me and show off.

Haircut privilege means you get to pick where you sit because you’re too good for the regular seats.

I sat in the best spot because I’m better than everyone else.

He picked the seat with the most hair clippings on it and laughed at me.

She sat in the middle and said, 'This is my kingdom.'

Haircut privilege is when you get to choose your seat like it’s the only thing that matters in life.

I picked the seat closest to the door because I’m a legend and legends don’t like waiting.

She took the seat with the broken chair and said, 'This is my destiny.'

He picked the farthest seat just to make me suffer.

Haircut privilege is when you think your seat choice is the most important thing in the world and everyone else is stupid.

I picked the best seat because I’m the most important person here.

She took the seat with the most hair clippings and said, 'This is my power.'

He sat in the middle and said, 'I’m the boss of this chair.'

Haircut privilege is when you get to sit wherever you want and everyone else is just a background character.

I picked the front seat because I’m the main character and you’re just a sidekick.

She sat in the back and said, 'I’m the hero of this story.'

He picked the middle seat and said, 'I’m the villain.'

Haircut privilege is when you think your seat is the only thing that matters and the rest of the world can go to hell.

I picked the best seat and said, 'The rest of you can burn in the hair clippings.'

She took the worst seat and said, 'I’m the most important person here.'

He picked the middle seat and said, 'This is my throne.'