Haircut Penalization

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When you rock a fresh cut and people can't stop talking about it like it's the first time they've ever seen a human with hair.

'Bro, your hair looks like a raccoon got a comb and a death wish.'

My teacher asked me if I got my head shaved by a piranha.

My mom said, 'You look like a potato that got hit by a hair dryer.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Getting a new haircut and then having your entire life ruined by people who can't stop commenting on it like it's the end of the world.

My friend said, 'You look like a confused tomato.'

My dad yelled, 'You look like a squirrel with a bad attitude.'

My crush asked, 'Did you get your head chopped off?'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you show up with a new haircut and everyone acts like they've never seen a person with hair before.

My neighbor said, 'You look like a dog that got a perm.'

My crush said, 'You look like a pizza that exploded.'

My teacher said, 'You look like a confused flamingo.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Getting a new haircut and then having your whole day ruined by people who can't stop talking about it like it's the most important thing in the universe.

My crush said, 'You look like a confused alien.'

My mom said, 'You look like a fish that got a bad dye job.'

My friend said, 'You look like a cow that got a perm.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When you roll in with a fresh cut and people act like they've never seen a human with hair before, even though they’ve seen you every day.

My teacher said, 'You look like a confused robot.'

My crush said, 'You look like a squirrel that got a hairdo.'

My mom said, 'You look like a potato that got a perm.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Getting a new haircut and then having people talk about it like it's the most important thing in your life, even though you were there when it happened.

My friend said, 'You look like a confused raccoon.'

My crush said, 'You look like a pizza that got hit by a hair dryer.'

My teacher said, 'You look like a fish with a bad perm.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago