Haircut-meter

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A tiny fuzzy line right above your hairline so you can count days until you need another haircut. Barbers use it to make you feel like you’re going bald and need a new life.
My barber drew a line on my head like I was a prisoner counting days till freedom.
That fuzz strip looks like a prison tattoo. I’m not coming back till it’s gone.
He drew a line on my head and now I feel like a rat in a maze.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A tiny strip of hair that barbers use to trick you into thinking you need a new haircut every week. It’s like a little beaver working overtime.
My barber called it a beaver strip. I called it a monthly bill I can’t escape.
That little hair strip is like a tiny beaver gnawing my head.
He drew a line on my head and now I feel like a beaver with a mortgage.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A little fuzzy patch on your head that barbers use to make you feel like you’re going crazy. It’s like a tiny squirrel living in your scalp.
That little patch on my head looks like a squirrel hiding from a trap.
My barber says it’s a squirrel sign. I say it’s a scam.
He drew a line on my head and now I think I’m being followed by squirrels.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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