Haircut Eric

Dude just got a fade and now he’s talking to me like I owe him money.

He came in the store and said, ‘I’m not just a customer, I’m a vibe.’

He texted me, ‘I look like a million bucks. You look like a broke pizza.’

He got a buzz cut and now he texts me every day like he’s my manager.

He walks in the park and says, ‘I’m famous. You’re just a background actor.’

He got a haircut and now he thinks he’s the main character of his own movie.

He got a haircut and now he’s crying like it’s the end of the world.

He got a trim and now he’s telling everyone he’s going to be rich.

He got a haircut and now he thinks he’s going to win the lottery.