Haircrush

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When a guy sees another guy's hair and wants to rip it out because it looks better than his own.

My crush has hair like a model. I have hair like a raccoon. I hate him.

He got a new haircut and now I look like I got hit by a blender.

His hair is smooth. Mine is like a doormat. I’m jealous and I’m not even mad about it.

When a guy sees another guy's hair and wants to punch him just to make his own look better.

He has hair like a king. I have hair like a prisoner. I need to fix this.

He got a fade and now I feel like a sad potato. I want to cry.

His hair is perfect. Mine is a disaster. I’m going to beat him up.

When a guy sees another guy's hair and wishes he had a better life just to have that hair.

He has hair like a god. I have hair like a ghost. I want to live his life.

His hair is shiny. Mine is dull. I would sell my soul for his hair.

He got a new style and now I feel like I lost a war. I’m sad and I’m not even mad.

When a guy sees another guy's hair and feels like his life is over because of it.

He has hair like a rockstar. I have hair like a zombie. My life is ruined.

His hair is perfect. Mine is a mess. I’m ready to die.

He got a new haircut and now I feel like I’ve been kicked by life. I hate him.

When a guy sees another guy's hair and wants to steal it because it looks amazing.

He has hair like a dream. I have hair like a nightmare. I want to steal it.

His hair is amazing. Mine is a disaster. I’ll steal it if I have to.

He got a new style and now I feel like I’ve been robbed. I need to take it back.

When a guy sees another guy's hair and feels like he needs to become a better person just to have that hair.

He has hair like a prince. I have hair like a peasant. I need to be better.

His hair is amazing. Mine is a mess. I need to work harder.

He got a new haircut and now I feel like I need to become a king. I’m working on it.