Haircism

My teacher gave me a D because my hair is purple. She said it's 'disturbing' and I should 'just be normal' like her.

My cousin's dog ate my pink hair and now he won't stop laughing at me.

My friend's mom said I can't go to the prom because my hair is 'too weird' and 'ruins the vibe'.

My neighbor said my red hair looked like a fire and I should 'just dye it black and be normal' like the rest of us.

My brother called my hair 'a disaster' and said I should 'just stop being weird' and 'blend in' with the rest of the world.

My friend's teacher said my orange hair was 'too bright' and 'ruined the classroom' and I had to sit in the back.

My dad said my hair was 'a crime against humanity' and I should 'just dye it brown and be quiet' like everyone else.

My friend got suspended because her hair was 'too wild' and the principal said it was 'disrupting the school' and 'defying the rules' of hair.

My cousin's dog barked at me because my hair was 'too loud' and now he won't stop barking at me every time I walk by.

My friend said I can't be in the group because my hair is 'too boring' and 'not colorful enough' to be cool.

My teacher gave me a zero because my hair was 'too dark' and 'didn't match the theme of the day' which was 'sparkly' and 'bright' and 'not brown' like me.

My friend's dad said my hair was 'too pink' and 'ruined the family photo' and now he won't let me come to family dinners.

My friend cried because my teacher said my hair was 'too loud' and 'ruined the class' and 'was a distraction' and 'should be quiet' like the rest of us.

My neighbor said my hair was 'too weird' and 'not normal' and now my dog won't stop barking at me.

My friend's mom said my hair was 'too bright' and 'made her feel bad' and now she won't let me come to her birthday party.

My friend said my hair was 'a declaration of war' and 'a sign of rebellion' and 'must be defeated' with hair dye.

My teacher said my hair was 'the enemy' and 'must be conquered' and I had to wear a hat for the rest of the week.

My dad said my hair was 'a battle cry' and 'a sign of chaos' and now I have to dye it brown for the rest of my life.