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A black guy who makes your hair look like a magic trick, but also insults you while doing it.
My hair looks like a unicorn’s tail, but I still got called a donkey.
He said my hair was ‘fancy enough for a king’ but he called me a ‘low-life’.
He made my hair pop, but he said I had the ‘hair of a beggar’.
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A guy who shaves your head like it’s a crime and calls your hair ‘trash’.
He said my hair was ‘so bad it made the trash can cry’.
He shaved my head like it was a death sentence.
He called my hair ‘trash’ and then charged me for it.
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A black guy who makes your hair look good, but also makes you feel like a fool.
He made my hair look like a celebrity, but he said I was ‘a fool in disguise’.
He called me a ‘hair fool’ after he made my hair shine like gold.
He made my hair look like a masterpiece, but then he said I was a ‘masterpiece of a mess’.
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