hairbrained

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A stupid idea that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your face is screaming.
My mom’s idea to paint the house purple and sing opera while doing it was hairbrained.
He thought driving a cow to school was a good plan. Hairbrained much?
When my friend decided to eat a whole pizza for breakfast, that was hairbrained.
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A plan so dumb, even your dog would laugh at you.
Your idea to run a marathon in socks was hairbrained. Your feet are now enemies.
She thought getting a tattoo of a dancing chicken was a good idea. Hairbrained, I tell you.
When my brother tried to communicate with a parrot using only emojis, that was hairbrained.
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A crazy scheme that makes your head feel like it’s being kicked by a donkey.
Trying to eat a whole cake in one bite was a hairbrained move. Now your stomach is mad.
His idea to live in a tree for a year was hairbrained. Now he’s covered in spiders.
When my sister tried to teach my goldfish algebra, that was hairbrained.
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A dumb idea that sounds like it was written by a confused squirrel on a sugar high.
Your plan to mail yourself to Hawaii was hairbrained. Now you’re stuck in a box.
She thought using glitter as a weapon was a good idea. Hairbrained nonsense.
When my dad decided to fight a traffic light, that was hairbrained.
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A plan so stupid, it deserves a standing ovation from the whole school.
Your idea to throw a surprise party for your pet goldfish was hairbrained. The goldfish was confused.
He tried to talk to a wall for an hour. Hairbrained behavior.
When my friend decided to wear socks on his hands, that was hairbrained.
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A crazy idea that makes your brain scream and your face look like it’s been in a fight.
Your plan to ride a bike on a trampoline was hairbrained. Now you’re dizzy and sore.
She thought using a spoon to eat a pizza was a good idea. Hairbrained nonsense.
When my brother tried to wear a hat made of socks, that was hairbrained.
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