HAIRBRAIDER

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a person who takes your hair and turns it into a fancy knot while talking nonsense and cussing like a sailor

My hair braider said my hair looked like a tangled mess and I looked like a lost dog.

She told me my hair was 'messed up like a raccoon's nest after a fight.'

She cussed me out for not letting her finish my braid because I kept moving.

the person who puts your hair into a braid and says the worst things you’ve ever heard

She called my hair 'a dead animal's tail' and I almost cried.

She told me I looked like a kid who just got chased by a goat.

She said my braid was 'worse than my math test.'

the person who braids your hair and yells at you for being a clumsy mess

She yelled at me because I moved and messed up her braid.

She said I was 'the worst customer she ever had.'

She called me a 'hair disaster in human form.'