Hairbortion

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Getting a haircut so bad it feels like your head was attacked by a angry beaver right before you had to wear a suit or get married.

My barber thought I was a flamingo. Now I look like a confused flamingo who lost a bet.

I got my hair done before my job interview and now I look like I was hit by a lawn mower.

My hair looked like a tornado had a party in it before my wedding.

Getting such a terrible haircut that you end up getting your head shaved completely just to make it look less like a bad hair day from hell.

My barber gave me a haircut so bad I had to shave my head and now I look like a bald eagle who got mad.

I got my hair cut so bad I had to shave it off and now I look like a confused potato.

My hair was so bad after the haircut I had to shave it off and now I look like a tired raccoon.