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a bearded man who thinks everyone is plotting against him and his eyebrows.
He started a war with the barista because she didn't smile at him.
He told his dog he was a spy from the enemy.
He tried to hide in a trash can to avoid the mailman.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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a man with a beard who is convinced the government is stealing his hair.
He tried to sue the hair dryer for stealing his locks.
He wore a hat to work and refused to take it off.
He whispered secrets to his beard during meetings.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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a bearded man who yells at squirrels and thinks they’re watching him.
He screamed at a squirrel for eating his sandwich.
He told the squirrel he was a traitor.
He brought a squirrel to a meeting to prove his point.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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