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When your eyebrows get so thick they look like they were grown by a lesbian who never saw a razor in her life

My eyebrows are so bushy I could hide a ferret in them.

This isn't a brow, it's a full-on beard up top.

I look like I just escaped from a prison for facial hair.

When your eyebrows are so wild they make your face look like it was attacked by a flock of angry squirrels

My eyebrows are like a forest. I live in it.

I look like I’ve been in a fight with a raccoon and won.

My brows are so thick, I could use them as a net.

When your eyebrows are so big they make your eyes look like they’re trying to escape

My eyes are being held hostage by my eyebrows.

I’ve got brows so thick, my eyes are on strike.

My eyebrows are like jail bars for my eyes.

When your eyebrows are so hairy they look like they were plucked from a goat’s back

My eyebrows are so hairy, they’re almost a separate animal.

I’ve got brows that could start a goat fight.

My eyebrows are like a goat’s beard. I’m a beast.

When your eyebrows grow so fast they look like they were stolen from a beard competition

My eyebrows are growing like they’re on a hair growth spree.

I’ve got brows that could win a beard contest.

My eyebrows are like a hair explosion.