Hairapist

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A guy who shaves your head and also tries to fix your life while you're screaming in pain.

My hairapist said I needed more confidence. I said I needed a better haircut.

He told me my life was a mess. I told him my hair was a mess first.

I walked in with a full head of hair. I walked out with a full head of problems.

Someone who lets you touch their hair while they're doing something illegal with it.

My hairapist said I was his favorite client. I said I was his only client who didn't report him.

He said we had a connection. I said I had a headache.

He asked if I wanted a massage. I said I wanted a lawyer.

A guy who cuts your hair for money and also gets a degree for listening to your problems.

He gave me a haircut and a life lesson. I gave him a tip and a headache.

He said he knew everything. I said I knew I needed a new style.

He gave me a PhD in bad decisions. I gave him a bad haircut.