hairanoia

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A crazy way of thinking where you think every person is laughing at your hair and calling it the worst thing they've ever seen.

I walked into the mall and suddenly everyone was pointing at my hair like it was a crime scene.

My boss called me into the office and I thought it was because of my hair.

I tried to eat lunch and my hair was the only thing I could think about.

A crazy obsession with your hair, like it's the only thing that matters and it's always messed up.

I spent 20 minutes fixing my hair before going to the grocery store.

I took a selfie and then realized my hair looked like a raccoon had attacked it.

I had to redo my hair three times before going to work.

A growing fear that your hair is disappearing and no one is going to stop it.

I looked in the mirror and thought my hair was trying to escape.

I went to the barber and he said I was going bald and I started crying.

I saw a kid with a full head of hair and I felt like a loser.