Haira

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A time when your hair looks so good it makes everyone else’s look like they used a mop and a highlighter.
My haira started when I dyed my hair pink and my mom cried because she thought I was going to jail.
Haira began when my brother got a bald fade and suddenly became a celebrity.
My haira started when I got a mohawk and my teacher thought I was a secret agent.
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Haira is when you switch up your look so hard your old self is like, 'What the hell happened to me?'
My haira was when I went from a greasy ponytail to a glittery afro and my dog ran away.
Haira hit when I got a buzz cut and my ex said, 'You look like a raccoon.'
My haira was when I dyed my hair green and my mom said, 'You look like a sick alien.'
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Haira is when your hair becomes a lifestyle, and your friends start judging you based on how good your trim is.
My haira started when I got a fade and my friends started calling me 'The Fader.'
Haira kicked in when I got a buzz cut and my boss said, 'You look like a soldier.'
My haira began when I got a fade and my mom said, 'You look like you got hit by a haircut machine.'
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Haira is a name from ancient Greece that means 'the strongest diamond,' but also means 'the guy who took a hit for the whole class.'
Haira was a god who got cursed by the teacher for helping the class cheat on the test.
Haira was so strong he could beat up the principal with just a comb.
Haira was the reason the school got a new haircut machine.
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