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A stupid idea that hits you like a brick to the face and makes you want to scream and tell everyone about it, even if it’s the worst plan ever.

I just had a hair up my ass idea to live in a dumpster and eat pizza for breakfast.

My hair up my ass idea was to text my ex at 2 a. m. and ask if he still hates me.

I had a hair up my ass idea to run a marathon in socks and a hoodie.

When you get an idea so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you feel like you need to explain it to anyone who will listen.

My hair up my ass idea was to fight a chicken at the grocery store.

I had a hair up my ass idea to wear a hat made of spaghetti and go to school.

My hair up my ass idea was to text my mom and tell her I’m moving to Mars.

An idea so crazy it makes your head spin and you just have to tell someone, even if they’re not listening.

My hair up my ass idea was to throw my math test in the trash and dance in the hallway.

I had a hair up my ass idea to wear socks on my hands and try to eat a taco.

My hair up my ass idea was to text my teacher and say I’m a dragon.

That thing you think of when you’re barely awake and it sounds like a good idea until you realize it’s the dumbest thing ever.

I had a hair up my ass idea to live in a cereal box and eat out of a soup can.

My hair up my ass idea was to text my friend and say I’m a robot.

I had a hair up my ass idea to run a race in pajamas and wear my shoes on my hands.

A brain fart that hits you like a ton of bricks and makes you want to scream it to the whole world, even if it’s the worst thing ever.

My hair up my ass idea was to turn my bedroom into a pizza oven and eat a whole pizza for dinner.

I had a hair up my ass idea to text my teacher and tell her I’m a superhero.

My hair up my ass idea was to wear a hat made of socks and go to the mall.

When you get an idea so dumb it makes your brain feel like it’s about to explode and you just have to tell someone, even if they’re not listening.

My hair up my ass idea was to run around the block wearing my underwear and a hat made of noodles.

I had a hair up my ass idea to text my mom and say I’m a ghost.

My hair up my ass idea was to eat a whole cake for breakfast and then take a nap.