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A girl puts her hair up so a guy can get his head in her hair and forget about his own.
My hair up? That's my way of saying 'take me now!'
She did her hair up just so I could go for it.
Hair up = free head. No questions asked.
Hair Up
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A hair tie is just a fancy way to say 'I’m not going to let my hair look like a disaster.'
Hair up? That’s just a fancy hair tie.
I call it a hair tie, not some fancy name.
She used a hair tie because her hair looked like a raccoon.
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When you go for a messy, sloppy, full-on blow job and you need your hair up so it doesn’t end up in your mouth.
Hair up? That’s my way of saying ‘I’m ready for the full experience.’
He had his hair up because he didn’t want it in his mouth.
Hair up = no hair in my mouth. End of story.
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A random idea you have that you think is genius, but it’s probably dumb and no one else wants to do it.
I had the idea to wear socks as hats. It was genius, obviously.
She said we should all wear shoes on our hands. I didn’t ask why.
He thought we should all run down the hall yelling 'moo!' at lunch.
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Something you do out of the blue that is totally out of character and probably makes you look like a fool.
He cried during a math test. That was not normal.
She yelled at a pigeon. That was weird.
He started singing during lunch. That was unexpected.
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A way of saying you messed up, but you’re trying to make it sound like it was totally on purpose.
I said ‘I had to do that on purpose.’ But it was obvious I was wrong.
He said ‘that was a calculated mistake.’ It wasn’t.
She said ‘that was a strategic error.’ It was just dumb.
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The days in school when you get all your easy classes together and you think you’re getting away with something.
Block days? That’s when I get to chill and not think.
I love block days because I get to be lazy.
They put all my easy classes on block days. I’m not complaining.