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A fancy way of saying you’re so angry you could poop out a fire hose.
Jim Lahey yelled this after someone stole his breakfast.
My mom called me this after I failed math again.
My brother said this when he got locked out of his house.
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When you’re so full of rage you think your hair is about to explode.
Jim Lahey said this after someone broke his favorite chair.
I told my dad this when he ate my pizza.
My sister called my dog this after it peed on her bed.
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Like when your head is a toilet and your hair is the plunger.
Jim Lahey used this when someone took his TV remote.
I called my teacher this after she gave me a pop quiz.
My friend said this when his phone died during a game.
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When you’re so mad you think your hair is going to shoot out poop.
Jim Lahey said this when someone took his beer.
I told my brother this after he took my snack.
My mom called my dog this when it chased the mailman.
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Like a giant firecracker exploded in your head and it came out your hair.
Jim Lahey yelled this when someone took his keys.
I called my friend this when he made fun of me.
My dad said this when he got stuck in the shower.
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When you’re so angry you think your head is a lava lamp and your hair is the lava.
Jim Lahey used this when someone took his dinner.
I told my teacher this after she gave me extra homework.
My brother said this when he got grounded.