hair tornado

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A wild mess of hair that looks like it was attacked by a raccoon and a madman. Happens when someone forgets how to brush their hair and also forgets how to be cool.
My uncle’s hair looks like he tried to wrestle a goat.
My mom’s hair looks like it was hit by a hurricane and a bad decision.
My grandpa’s hair is so messed up, it has its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your hair goes full rebel mode and decides it’s not going to listen to you anymore. It’s like a middle finger from your head.
My dad’s hair looks like it was dragged through a ditch and then insulted.
My brother’s hair is like a bad mood with extra fluff.
My neighbor’s hair is so wild, it has its own Twitter account.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hair disaster that looks like it was created by a toddler with a comb and a lot of rage. It’s messy, it’s mean, and it’s proud of itself.
My aunt’s hair looks like it was attacked by a vacuum and a scream.
My cousin’s hair is like a mad scientist’s experiment gone wrong.
My dog’s hair looks like it got into a fight with a hedgehog.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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