hair thieves

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Bunch of jerks who rip gray hairs out of old ladies and ship them to Azerbaijan like it's a damn hair factory.

My grandma lost half her hair to these crooks. Now she looks like a bad wig.

They took my neighbor’s hair and sold it to a guy who thinks he’s a king.

Hair thieves stole my aunt’s hair and now she’s bald and mad.

Freaks who steal hair from old ladies and send it to Azerbaijan like it’s a damn hair buffet.

My great-grandma’s hair was stolen and now she looks like a bad Halloween costume.

They took my uncle’s hair and sold it to a guy who’s probably bald.

Hair thieves took my mom’s hair and now she looks like she’s been in a fight with a comb.

A gang of punks who pull hair from old ladies and ship it to Azerbaijan like it’s a damn hair war.

Hair thieves took my grandma’s hair and now she’s bald and screaming.

They took my dad’s hair and sold it to a guy who thinks he’s a hair god.

My neighbor’s hair was stolen and now she looks like a bad wig from the 90s.