hair squirrel

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when you let a round brush turn into a hairy nightmare that looks like a squirrel got run over and stuck to your head. and it’s mostly black hair, like a cursed squirrel.

My brush looks like a squirrel’s grave. I’m not cleaning it. I’m mourning.

I tried to use my brush today. It was like fighting a squirrel with a death grip.

My brush is now a squirrel. It has a beard. And it’s mad.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a cursed round brush that has turned into a hair monster, like a squirrel that got stuck in a blender and came out angry.

My brush is a hair monster. It’s got claws. And it’s got a grudge.

I used my brush and it felt like it was trying to eat my face.

My brush has a life. It’s got a squirrel life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you leave your brush alone for so long it turns into a hairy squirrel that probably hates you and your life choices.

My brush is a hairy squirrel. It’s got a death wish. And it’s got my hair.

I looked in the mirror and my brush was a squirrel. I didn’t know what to do.

My brush is a squirrel. It’s got a nest. And it’s got my soul.

by Slangipedia 3d ago