hair soup.

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When a guy sucks a girl's snatch while she's trying to look like she doesn't have a life.

He did it while she was wearing a bathrobe and eating cereal.

She tried to act cool, but her face was red.

He kept going even when she said, 'Don't make me laugh.'

Sucking a girl's pussy while she's pretending to be a hippie.

She said she was doing it for the planet, but her hips were moving like a dance floor.

He didn't care about the vibes, he just wanted the vibes from her pussy.

She tried to chant, but she was too busy moaning.

When a guy gets a free meal and a blow job all at once.

She said it was a natural food group, but it was more like a natural disaster.

He didn't know if he was eating or getting eaten.

She told him to shut up, but he just kept going.

Doing the deed on a girl who's trying to be a wild animal.

She was trying to roar like a lion, but she was too busy screaming from the bottom up.

He didn't care about her wild side, he just wanted her wild pussy.

She tried to run away, but she tripped on her own wildness.

When a guy goes for the full meal deal, and it's all natural.

She said it was a healthy choice, but he knew it was just a healthy dose of cum.

He didn't care about her diet, he just wanted her dessert.

She tried to keep it classy, but she was too busy being messy.

Giving a girl a tongue bath while she's trying to be a free spirit.

She said she was free, but her legs were chained to the bed.

He didn't care about her freedom, he just wanted her freedom from her clothes.

She tried to be zen, but she was too busy being zenned out.