Hair Skate

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A free skate party where you slap on some greasy hair and play shinny like you're the king of the ice and everyone else is just there to watch you fail.
"I showed up with a greasy head and a cup of coffee. I didn't even need a helmet.", @ShinnyKing99
"Hair Skate is just me and my hair doing a dance on the ice while everyone else is playing.", @GreaseGuru
"I got grease in my hair and a face full of failure. That’s a Hair Skate.", @IceFool
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When you slather your hair with grease like it’s your last day on Earth and then play hockey like you’re trying to prove it to your mom.
"I put so much grease in my hair it looks like a grease fire. And I still managed to fall on my face.", @HairFoe
"I didn’t know what a Hair Skate was until I showed up with a greasy head and a broken nose.", @HockeyMom
"Grease in my hair, hatred in my heart. That’s a Hair Skate.", @HairHater
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A wild skate where you make your hair look like a greasy mess and then try to act like you’re the best player on the ice even though you’re clearly not.
"I came in with a greasy head and I left with a broken stick. That’s a Hair Skate.", @GreasyMess
"I had grease in my hair and I still managed to miss every single shot. Classic Hair Skate.", @MissedShots
"Hair Skate is when you show up with a greasy head and then you try to look cool while everyone else laughs at you.", @CoolFailures
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