hair shower

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When you pretend to wash your hair but really just soak it like a soggy noodle while the rest of your body sits in the dirt
My hair is wet, my face is dirty, and I'm still pretending I'm not a human mop.
I took a hair shower so I wouldn’t have to do the real thing. My brain is weak.
I did a hair shower because my showerhead is broken and my pride is even worse.
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Those stubborn hairs that cling to the shower like they’re getting paid and then go to live in the drain like it’s a five-star hotel
Those hairs are like little vampires. They suck the life out of my shower.
I found a hair in the drain and it was looking at me like it had a job to do.
My drain is a hair hotel and I’m the manager who doesn’t care.
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