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When a girl only shaves up to her knees and looks like she got hit by a laziness truck. Usually happens to people who hate themselves and eat too much kale.

My cousin’s legs look like a bad haircut. She’s a hair short disaster.

My ex said, 'You’re not even shaving properly, you’re just lazy.'

My sister’s legs are so hairy, I think she’s trying to be a goat.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A fancy way of saying ‘pubic hair,’ which is basically just ‘balls’ in disguise. If someone has you by the short hairs, they’ve got you by the balls, and you’re in deep trouble.

My brother got caught by the short hairs and now he’s crying in the corner.

My dad said, 'You’re in deep trouble, son, I’ve got you by the short hairs.'

My girlfriend said, 'You’re not getting out of this one, I’ve got you by the short hairs.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The hair on the back of your neck. If someone has you by the short hairs, they’ve got you pinned like a bug. Don’t confuse it with the short and curlies, that’s just pubic hair, and it’s for people who have no life.

My teacher had me by the short hairs and I couldn’t even move.

My mom grabbed me by the short hairs and I ran out of the house.

My dad said, 'You’re not getting out of this, I’ve got you by the short hairs!'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When someone grabs you by the hair on the back of your head and you’re stuck like a worm in a jar. People today think it means pubic hair, but they’re just confused.

My friend got caught by the short hairs and he looked like a worm in a jar.

My brother said, 'I got you by the short hairs and you’re not getting out of this one.'

My teacher grabbed me by the short hairs and I couldn’t move.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Short hair is the best. It’s easy to manage, looks good, and makes you look cool. It’s not just for girls, boys can have short hair too. Some people dye it purple or pink, others just leave it as is.

My sister’s short hair looks amazing, and I wish I had hers.

My friend’s short hair is dyed purple, and it’s awesome.

My brother has short hair and he looks cool.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Short hair is the best type of hair, it beats long hair every time. Also, the tripfag Onayano from /a/ loves it. He’s the reason I have short hair now.

Onayano from /a/ said short hair is the best, and I believe him.

My short hair looks amazing, thanks to Onayano.

I have short hair now because Onayano said it’s the best.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a girl’s hair down there scratches a clean-shaven guy’s face during oral sex. It’s like a guy’s stubble scratching her part, but way worse. Sometimes called an itchy beaver, but that’s just extra drama.

My girlfriend’s hair down there scratched my face, and I was in pain.

He said, 'Your hair down there is like an itchy beaver.'

My friend’s girlfriend has the worst hair down there, it’s like an itchy beaver.

by Slangipedia 2d ago