hair shock

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The awkward, painful week when your hair looks like it was attacked by a flamingo and a drunk alien.
My new pink hair looks like a crime scene. I'm still in hair shock.
I got a buzz cut and now I look like a disgruntled hedgehog. Hair shock is real.
My hair is a disaster. I think my dog hates me now. Hair shock is the worst.
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The time your brain screams at you because your hair is now a different color or shape.
I dyed my hair purple and now my brain is yelling at me. Hair shock is a real thing.
My new fade is so bad, my mom thinks I got hit by a hair dryer. Hair shock is brutal.
I got a mohawk and now I look like a confused chicken. Hair shock is a nightmare.
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That week when your hair looks like it was dragged through a mud pit by a very angry raccoon.
My hair looks like a raccoon threw up on it. I'm still in hair shock.
I got a new hair style and now I look like I lost a bet to a parrot. Hair shock is the worst.
My hair is a mess. I think it's trying to escape. Hair shock is a real prison.
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