hair shirt

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A piece of clothing that makes your back feel like it’s on fire and your soul is screaming for mercy. Basically, the devil’s revenge in fabric form.

My grandma wore a hair shirt every Sunday. I think it was her way of telling God, 'I’m sorry for stealing your cookies.'

My priest said wearing a hair shirt was like getting a wedgie from the Pope.

I tried a hair shirt once. My back was so sore, I could’ve cried. I didn’t. I just cursed my ancestors.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a guy with a forest on his arms shaves his upper arms just below the sleeves of his shirt. Then he takes it off and looks like a wild animal got stuck in a laundry room.

My cousin did the hair shirt look. He looked like a bear with a rash.

My dad tried it. He looked like he had a bad case of stubble flu.

I did the hair shirt thing. My arms looked like they had been tortured by a barber with a grudge.

by Slangipedia 3d ago