Hair salt

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When someone’s head is so full of dead skin and flakey crap it looks like they sprinkled a bag of salt on their skull and forgot to wash it off.
My cousin’s head looks like a salt mine exploded in there.
He walks in like he’s got a million fleas on his head.
She tried to use hair salt as a substitute for shampoo and it went sideways.
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When your head is so full of dandruff it looks like you dipped it in a salt shaker and shook it really hard.
That guy’s head looks like it’s been in a saltwater tank for weeks.
She took a picture of her head and called it 'salt art.'
He tried to do a headstand and it looked like a salt storm hit him.
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When your scalp is so flakey it looks like you poured a whole bag of salt on your head and it just stayed there.
My brother’s head looks like it’s been salted for war.
She went to bed with a head full of flakes and woke up with a salted head.
He tried to kiss me and I felt like I was kissing a salt shaker.
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