Hair salonist

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A person who cuts hair and doesn’t care if it looks like a raccoon went through it
My hair looked like a chicken nest after that guy touched it.
She gave me a fade so bad I looked like a burnt potato.
He cut my hair and said it was ‘art’, it was more like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who uses clippers like they’re trying to kill you
He clipped my hair so fast I felt like a guillotine.
My hair looked like a hedgehog after she finished.
He said he was ‘doing a vibe’, it looked like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who styles your hair and then charges you for it
She styled my hair and it looked like a tornado hit my head.
He charged me $50 for a ‘fancy blowout’, it looked like a wind sock.
She did my hair and called it a ‘look’, it was more like a scream.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who makes your hair look like it was tortured
My hair looked like it was burned after she did it.
He straightened my hair and it looked like a dead snake.
She colored my hair and it looked like a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who thinks they’re a hair wizard but they’re not
He said he was a ‘hair wizard’, he gave me a buzz cut and I looked like a tomato.
She claimed to be a wizard but my hair looked like a dog chewed it.
He did my hair and called it magic, it was more like chaos.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who uses too much product and still makes it look like a mess
He used 10 bottles of gel and my hair looked like a glue factory exploded.
She put so much mousse in my hair it looked like a cloud.
He used a ton of product and my hair looked like it was underwater.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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