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A place where people go to look better than they already are, even if they don’t need it.
My mom went to the hair salon and came out looking like a queen, even though she’s a queen already.
I went to the hair salon and now my hair looks like it was styled by a superhero.
My brother went to the hair salon and came out looking like a total dork.
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A wild situation where one girl is giving a guy a haircut while he shaves another girl’s head completely bald.
At the hair salon, I saw a guy getting a haircut and shaving a girl’s head bald at the same time.
The hair salon turned into a chaos show with a guy cutting hair and shaving a head.
I walked into the hair salon and saw a guy doing two things at once, and I was confused.
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When you get your hair washed and your head massaged like it’s a fancy spa day.
I went to the hair salon and got my hair washed and my head massaged like I was royalty.
At the hair salon, my hair got washed and my head got massaged like it was a spa day.
My mom went to the hair salon and came out feeling like she just got a massage and a haircut.
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When you jizz in your hand and then rub it all over someone else’s hair.
I saw a guy at the hair salon jizz in his hand and then lather it into someone else’s hair.
At the hair salon, a guy was jizzing in his hand and rubbing it all over a girl’s hair.
My brother went to the hair salon and jizzed in his hand and then lathered it into someone’s hair.
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When you use hair dye as a lube for something gross.
I saw someone using hair dye as lube and it looked totally gross.
At the hair salon, someone used hair dye as lube and I was grossed out.
My friend used hair dye as lube and I didn’t know what to say.
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A place where everyone gets the exact same haircut, like they’re all clones.
At the hair salon, everyone got the same haircut and it looked like they were clones.
I went to the hair salon and everyone had the same haircut, like they all got it from the same robot.
My brother went to the hair salon and came out with the same haircut as everyone else.
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A place where people go to get high and die, like it’s a drug den with a fancy hair cut.
I went to the hair salon and it was actually a drug den where people curl up and die.
The hair salon turned into a drug den and people were just curling up and dying.
My brother went to the hair salon and it turned into a drug den and he just curled up and died.
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