hair-ron

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a lazy, stinky, poopy-headed person who snorts a purple, smelly, sticky mess from a poppy plant in the Middle East

My cousin is a hair-ron. He’s been sniffing purple goo for 10 years and still smells like a dead rat.

That guy at the bus stop is a hair-ron. He’s got a face like a melted crayon box.

My mom says I’m a hair-ron because I eat pizza for breakfast and still snort drugs at lunch.

a person who gets all wiggly and silly when they sniff a sticky, purple, smelly mess from a poppy plant in the Middle East

My brother turned into a hair-ron after his first hit. He started dancing in the hallway like a fool.

That kid in my class is a hair-ron. He’s been giggling nonstop since 8 a. m.

I tried sniffing purple goo once. Now I’m a hair-ron and I can’t stop talking to my plants.

a person who’s so messed up from sniffing purple goo that they think they’re a dragon and they talk to the walls

My uncle is a hair-ron. He thinks he’s a dragon and he yells at the TV every night.

That lady at the grocery store is a hair-ron. She’s been talking to the cereal boxes since Monday.

I’m a hair-ron now. I just snorted purple goo and I think my socks are alive.