Hair raped

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When the lady at Great Clips or any other salon sneaks up on you and shaves your head bald, even after you yell at her like a mad man.
My stylist came up behind me and cut my hair so short I looked like a baby goat.
I tried to warn her, but she didn’t listen. Now I look like a confused raccoon.
She didn’t even ask me if I wanted it short. Just cut it off like I was a criminal.
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When someone grabs your hair from behind and rips it out like it’s a bad habit.
My friend pulled my hair so hard I thought I was going to lose my头皮.
I was walking down the hall and someone yanked my hair like I was a stray dog.
He grabbed my hair and pulled it so fast I almost fell over.
3
When someone messes with your hair without asking, like they’re your worst enemy.
My crush touched my hair without asking, and I felt like I was in a horror movie.
My mom grabbed my hair and twisted it like it was a rope.
My teacher pulled my hair like I was a naughty kid.
4
When you surprise someone and then rip their hair out like they owe you money.
I jumped out from behind the couch and yanked his hair like he stole my lunch money.
She walked in and pulled my hair like I was her personal barber.
He surprised me and grabbed my hair like I was a wild animal.
5
When someone scratches your neck or jaw with their hair, like they’re trying to get you to fall in love with them.
He scratched my neck with his hair like it was a love letter.
She ran her hair across my jaw like it was a romantic gesture.
He used his hair to scratch my neck like it was a secret message.
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When someone cuts your hair without asking, like they’re your arch enemy.
My dad cut my hair without asking, and it looked like a disaster.
My cousin grabbed the scissors and gave me a bad haircut.
My brother snuck up behind me and gave me a hair cut like I was a criminal.
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When your first haircut is so short, you have no choice but to let the barber turn you into a bald eagle.
My first cut was so short, I looked like a baby chicken.
He cut my hair so short I looked like a confused turtle.
They gave me a haircut so short, I looked like I had no hair at all.
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