Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

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Your hair is trying to quit and it's giving two weeks notice because it's tired of being pulled around.

My hair is like, 'I'm outta here. Two weeks notice, don't even bother.'

My hair just sent a resignation letter. It's moving to a different head.

My hair is on vacation and it's not coming back until next month.

Your hair is about to quit for good but it's still polite enough to give two weeks notice.

My hair is like, 'I'm leaving, but I'll stick around for a little while.'

My hair said, 'I'm done with this nonsense, but I'll stick around for two weeks.'

My hair is on its way out but it's being a good employee and giving notice.

Your hair is about to die but it's still trying to be responsible and give two weeks notice.

My hair is like, 'I'm going to fall out, but I'll stick around for a bit.'

My hair is giving notice like it's going to be fired.

My hair is dying but it still sent a resignation email.