Hair Pony

My mom used a hair pony to hold her hair up while she yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

My crush used a hair pony and it looked like a sad excuse for a pony.

My dog chewed up my hair pony and now it’s a hair pony made of dog hair.

My hair looked like a pony got run over by a bus after I used that hair pony.

She had a hair pony and it looked like her hair was in a fight.

My brother’s friend had a hair pony and it looked like a hair disaster.

My friend dropped a truth about my math test and I failed because of it.

He made a valid point and I got so mad I threw my sandwich at him.

She dropped a truth about my fake crush and now I’m embarrassed.