Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super strong way to say something is really gross or tough. You can use it for stinky socks, a punch to the face, or something that tastes like a dead rat.

'That pizza was hair on it!'

'He hit me so hard it was hair on it!'

'That drink smelled like hair on it!'

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2

When a guy really goes deep and his hair ends up tangled with the girl’s hair because he was going all the way in.

'He gave me hair on it and I still felt it the next day.'

'She was screaming hair on it and I loved it.'

'He did hair on it and I got a coupon for free fries.'

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3

Yep, two guys can get hair on it too. It’s like a big hair hug but with more sweat and less understanding.

'They did hair on it and I got a nosebleed.'

'My friend and his boyfriend did hair on it and now they both have a rash.'

'Hair on it with two guys is like a hair war.'

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4

That stuff that grows on your balls, your head, your butt, and even your cat’s butt. It’s everywhere and it never stops growing.

'I have hair on my balls and it’s giving me existential dread.'

'My dog has hair on its butt and it’s gross.'

'My mom’s got hair on her head and it’s like a jungle.'

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5

A monster that lives on your head. You try to kill it with scissors, but it just comes back stronger and angrier.

'I tried to kill my hair with dye and it just yelled at me.'

'My hair is a monster and it won’t stop growing.'

'My hair is a beast and it’s got a PhD in being annoying.'

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6

That fuzzy stuff all over your body. It’s like you’ve been in a fight with a blanket and lost.

'I looked like a sheep after hair on it.'

'He had hair on it and it looked like he had a rug on his body.'

'I had hair on it and I felt like a cat that got into a sock drawer.'

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7

The last place you want to cum on. Even the dirtiest people won’t let you do it there.

'He wouldn’t let me cum on his hair on it and I was sad.'

'That guy had a hair on it and I didn’t even want to look.'

'She said no hair on it and I got a warning.'

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