Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so crazy you think you're a flamingo in a meat grinder and no one can stop you from screaming into a volcano.

My mom said I was hair on fire when I tried to explain algebra to my dog.

He went hair on fire after his pizza was late by 15 minutes.

She was hair on fire when her plants started talking back.

2

When you're so busy you think you're a chicken in a microwave and you're too busy to notice your feet are on fire.

I was hair on fire when my boss yelled at me for forgetting my coffee.

She was hair on fire when her kid brought a ferret to school.

He was hair on fire when his cat knocked over his cereal.

3

When a ginger gets so angry they look like they just stole a fire truck and set it on fire.

My cousin was hair on fire when his favorite sock got eaten by the dog.

She was hair on fire when her brother stole her last chocolate.

He was hair on fire when his phone died during a Zoom call.

4

When you're so stressed you think you're a turtle in a blender and you're just trying to survive.

I was hair on fire when I had 10 assignments due in one day.

She was hair on fire when her car broke down on the highway.

He was hair on fire when he got a call from his mom at 2 a. m.

5

When you yell so loud people think you're trying to summon a dragon and no one listens.

He yelled hair on fire when his dog ate his homework.

She yelled hair on fire when her kid brought a snake to class.

He yelled hair on fire when his neighbor played loud music at 1 a. m.

6

When you scream so loud it sounds like a volcano exploded and everyone runs out of the room.

She screamed hair on fire when her kid brought a goat to the school play.

He screamed hair on fire when he found out his dog had a tattoo.

They screamed hair on fire when the power went out during dinner.

7

When you act like the world is ending because a pencil rolled off the table and no one cares.

He was hair on fire when his pencil rolled off the desk.

She was hair on fire because her coffee was too hot.

He was hair on fire when his phone got a little scratch.