Hair oil

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A stupid thing you say to a guy with a buzz cut. Usually an Asian kid from Michigan. You say it when you want to make people laugh and get yelled at.
'Hair oil! You look like a bald rat!' said to my cousin after he got a new haircut.
'Hair oil! You’re gonna get called that at school!' to my friend who got a buzz cut.
'Hair oil! You’re gonna be teased all day!' yelled at my brother after he got his hair cut short.
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A joke you yell at someone with a short haircut. Usually an Asian guy from Michigan. You say it when you want to make people laugh and get yelled at.
'Hair oil! You look like a hot dog!' said to my neighbor after he got a buzz cut.
'Hair oil! You’re gonna be the joke of the lunch table!' to my friend after his haircut.
'Hair oil! You’re gonna be the target of all the bullies!' yelled at my cousin after his short haircut.
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A stupid comment you throw at someone with a short haircut. Usually an Asian kid from Michigan. You say it when you want to laugh and get in trouble.
'Hair oil! You look like a bald chicken!' said to my brother after he got a buzz cut.
'Hair oil! You’re gonna be the laughing stock of the school!' to my friend after his haircut.
'Hair oil! You’re gonna get yelled at by your mom!' yelled at my cousin after he got his short haircut.
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