Hair of the monkey

Current Trending

3 views · Added 12d ago · 3 definitions

When someone won't stop spitting nonsense like they're the king of the trash talk.

My cousin's been going on for hours about how he's the best at everything. Hair of the monkey, I swear.

My teacher said I was talking too much. I said, 'I'm not talking, I'm giving a speech.' Hair of the monkey.

My dog barks at the mailman every day. I told him, 'You're the Hair of the Monkey.'

A smelly, twisted hair clump that happens when you wipe your ass with your hair and call it a style.

I tried to make a cool hairdo in the bathroom. Now my hair looks like a raccoon’s butt. Hair of the monkey.

My sister used her hair to wipe and now it's stuck together. Hair of the monkey, I tell you.

My dad thinks he’s a rockstar. His hair is the Hair of the Monkey. It’s gross.

A beer you chug in the morning like it's your only hope to survive the night before.

I drank a beer at 9 a. m. I had a hangover from hell. Hair of the monkey saved me.

I woke up like a zombie. I drank a beer. That was the Hair of the Monkey.

I had a beer at 10 a. m. I felt like a human again. That was the Hair of the Monkey.