Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting rid of a hangover by running until your legs feel like they’re made of wet noodles and your brain is screaming at you.

I ran three miles and still felt like I was going to vomit.

The elliptical guy smelled like old pizza and regret.

I did a sprint and my dog ran away from me.

2

When you force your body to move so it will forget your hangover and your shame.

I did burpees and my neighbor called the cops.

I walked laps around the park and my feet were on fire.

I ran until my shirt was soaked and my pants were on fire.

3

Making your body hurt so bad it forgets your hangover and your bad decisions.

I ran so fast my dog was tired.

I did a jog and my brain went on strike.

I ran until my legs were like cooked spaghetti.

4

Trying to run away from your hangover and your life.

I jogged until my dog ran away from me.

I ran like my life depended on it and it did.

I ran until I forgot my name and my hangover.

5

When you chase a hangover with sweat, blisters, and a very angry dog.

I ran until my dog barked at me like I was a thief.

I jogged and my feet blistered like they were on vacation.

I ran so much my dog came home with me.

6

Making your body run until it decides to forget your hangover and your bad choices.

I ran until I forgot my name and my hangover.

I jogged so much my legs were like cooked meat.

I ran until my brain went on strike and my dog was tired.