HAIR MODEL

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A guy with a head full of glorious hair. He gets money to show it off. People call him ‘The Townsend’ like he’s some kind of hair wizard.
I saw The Townsend at the salon. He looked like a hair god.
He got paid to show off his hair. I wish I had his hair and his paycheck.
People say he’s The Townsend. I say he’s a hair legend with a side of cash.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man with the kind of hair that makes you jealous. He gets paid to flaunt it. Everyone knows him as ‘The Townsend’ like he’s the only one with hair worth showing off.
The Townsend walks in, and the whole room stops. Hair goals, people.
He gets paid to look good. I get paid to look like I tried.
The Townsend is not just a man. He’s a hair deity with a salary.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy with such amazing hair he could charge people to look at it. People call him ‘The Townsend’ like he’s some kind of hair king.
The Townsend shows off his hair. I want to pay him to look that good.
He’s not just a hair model. He’s a hair king with a crown made of strands.
I saw The Townsend. I now have a new enemy. His hair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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