Hair Market

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Hair market is when you let your pubes grow wild and someone tries to nibble your junk like it’s a snack. Or when you’re so hungry you吞下 pubes because you can’t afford a sandwich.

My cousin’s beard was so long, his dog tried to eat his balls.

I ate pubes because I was too broke to buy a burger.

My brother’s pubes were so bad, he looked like a raccoon with a boner.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hair market is when you let your pubes grow and someone thinks your junk is a buffet. Or when you’re so broke you吞下 pubes just to survive.

My sister’s pubes were so thick, her cat tried to eat her cock.

I ate pubes because I had no money and no brains.

My neighbor’s pubes were so wild, he looked like a squirrel with a pecker.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hair market is when you forget to shave and someone wants to nibble your junk like it’s a treat. Or when you’re so desperate you吞下 pubes just to get full.

My dad’s pubes were so long, his dog tried to eat his knob.

I ate pubes because I was too lazy to go to the store.

My uncle’s pubes were so messy, he looked like a rat with a cock.

by Slangipedia 12d ago