hair line salad

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Smacking someone so hard their hairline bleeds like a broken faucet. It’s a face slap so strong it makes their brain scream.
My cousin got a hair line salad from his uncle after he stole his last pizza slice.
She got a hair line salad from the guy who called her a hairball.
He got a hair line salad from his mom for not doing his chores again.
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When you hit someone so hard their hairline looks like it got stabbed by a comb. It’s a head punch that makes their brain want to quit.
My friend got a hair line salad from the guy who called him a hairball again.
She got a hair line salad from her dad for burning his favorite shirt.
He got a hair line salad from his brother for cheating at video games.
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A slap so strong it turns someone’s hairline into a crime scene. It’s like their head got arrested.
My brother got a hair line salad from his teacher for talking too much in class.
She got a hair line salad from her mom for eating all the cookies.
He got a hair line salad from his friend for stealing his lunch money.
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When you hit someone so hard their hairline looks like it got run over by a skateboard. It’s a face slap that makes their brain do a backflip.
My cousin got a hair line salad from his dad for not mowing the lawn.
She got a hair line salad from her brother for eating all the pizza.
He got a hair line salad from his friend for stealing his phone.
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