Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

men who look like they were shaved with a rusty razor and a curse.

I saw him in the gym, he looked like a fried egg without the yolk.

My uncle is one of those men, he’s got more skin than hair.

He walked in and said, 'I didn’t come here to be judged by a bald man.'

2

men who seem to have been picked clean by a hairless rat.

He’s got a head like a rock, no hair, no mercy.

My dad’s one of those guys, he looks like a man who lost a bet with a barber.

He came to the party and said, 'I’m not here to be the punchline.'

3

men who are so hairless, you could use their head as a bowl for soup.

He’s got a head so smooth, it could be used for a face massage.

My brother’s one of those guys, he’s like a man who was born on a beach.

He came in and said, 'I’m not here to be the soup bowl.'

4

men who have more skin than hair, and not in a cool way.

He’s got a head like a peeled orange, no hair, just skin.

My neighbor is one of those men, he looks like he was baked in the sun.

He walked in and said, 'I didn’t come here to be the peeled orange.'

5

men who are so hairless, you could draw on their head with a marker.

He’s got a head like a blank canvas, no hair, just skin.

My cousin is one of those men, he looks like he was painted by a kid.

He came to the event and said, 'I’m not here to be the blank canvas.'

6

men who look like they were picked clean by a barber with a grudge.

He’s got a head like a clean plate, no hair, just skin.

My friend is one of those men, he looks like he was shaved by a barber who hated him.

He walked in and said, 'I didn’t come here to be the clean plate.'