Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get a hard-on just thinking about hair touching your junk while you're getting it on.

My hair kink is so bad I got a boner during a Zoom call.

I couldn't focus on the game because my wife was braiding her hair next to me.

I had to leave the room when my neighbor started shaving his head during sex.

2

A weird obsession with having hair rub your privates while you're getting frisky.

I'm not a hair kink person, but I am now.

My ex said I was too distracted by her hair to notice the pain.

I started a fight at the gym because someone's hair was too close to my junk.

3

When your hair is so good it makes your junk happy during sex.

My hair is the best part of my sex life.

I get a hard-on just watching my dog brush his fur.

My hair kink is so strong I cheat on my wife with my hair.

4

A crazy need for hair to be near your junk when you're getting it on.

I can't have sex without my hair near my junk.

I asked my date to bring a comb to the bedroom.

I got a boner because my hair was tangled with my partner's.

5

When your hair is the main reason you're getting it on.

My hair is why I'm getting it on tonight.

I didn't even need a date because my hair was good enough.

I got a hard-on just looking at my hair in the mirror.

6

A dumb obsession with having hair near your junk during sex.

I'm dumb enough to have a hair kink.

I got distracted by my partner's hair and missed the whole movie.

I had to stop the sex because my hair was too far from my junk.