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Your hair is so big it looks like it got hit by a hair dryer and a hurricane.
My hair is so high it could knock out a guy in the head.
This hair is like a bald eagle had a baby with a hairbrush.
I looked in the mirror and my hair was screaming for help.
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Your hair is so full it looks like it's about to explode and take out the whole block.
My hair is so big it has its own ZIP code.
This hair is like a loaf of bread that’s been baked in a standing position.
I look like I just got hit by a hair bomb.
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Your hair is so thick it makes a traffic jam look like a slow walk.
My hair is so thick it could block a spaceship.
This hair is like a traffic cone had a baby with a brush.
I walk in and my hair walks in with me.
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