hair hoe

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A girl who only wears expensive stuff, talks trash all day, waddles like a cow, and screams about how her day was the best ever, even if she spilled her cereal.
"I got a new phone, and my day was PERFECT. YOU HAD A BAD DAY, I HAD THE BEST DAY EVERRRRR!!!" - @HairHoe123
She walked into class like she owned it, even though she tripped over her own feet.
She texts me every hour saying "I’m so famous now, you’re gonna be famous too."
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A girl with bleach-blonde hair on top and black as midnight on the bottom, like she tried to look cool but failed.
Her hair looks like a failed science experiment.
She dyed her hair and now it looks like a cat threw up on it.
She wears a hat every day like her hair is gonna run away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A girl who has blonde on top and black or light brown on the bottom, like she tried to be edgy but ended up looking like a confused robot.
She shows off her hair like it’s a superpower.
She says her hair is "unique" even though it looks like someone mixed paint.
She wears a headband every day like it’s a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who has a mess of hair, like they just ran through a mud pit and screamed at a chicken.
Her hair looks like it was attacked by a raccoon.
She doesn’t brush her hair and calls it a "look."
She says her messy hair is a "statement." It’s just a mess.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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