hair height

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the fake height you get from your hair, like you're trying to trick people into thinking you're taller than you are

My hair is so high, I think I can touch the ceiling without standing up.

He has a hair height so bad, it looks like he's wearing a hat made of lies.

Her hair is so tall, I swear she's trying to grow out of her body.

when your hair is so long and high, it's like you're trying to reach the sky with your head

That hair height is so bad, I think it's trying to start a war with the ceiling.

He has a hair height so high, it's like he's got a foot on the moon.

Her hair is so high, it's like she's trying to escape gravity.

the amount of hair you have on top of your head that makes you look like a giant

That hair height is so big, it's like he's got a second head on top of his head.

Her hair is so high, it looks like she's trying to beat the giant in a contest.

His hair is so tall, it's like he's got a whole army on his head.

when your hair is so high, it's like you're trying to pretend you're a superhero

That hair height is so bad, it's like he's trying to be Superman but failed.

Her hair is so high, I think she's trying to fly without wings.

His hair is so tall, it looks like he's about to shoot lasers out of his head.

the fake height you get when you put way too much hair on your head

That hair height is so bad, it looks like he's wearing a helmet made of lies.

Her hair is so high, it's like she's trying to escape from her own body.

His hair is so tall, I think it's trying to take over his whole face.