hair hatted hooligan

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a black woman who slaps so much weave on her head it looks like she’s wearing a helmet made of fabric and lies

She showed up to the party with a weave so thick it blocked the whole spotlight.

My cousin’s weave is so long it could be a scarf, a curtain, or a prison sentence.

That girl wears weave like it’s her job, and her head is the office.

a black woman who puts so much hair on her head it looks like she stole a wig from a salon and a lie from a preacher

She walks in like she’s the main character of a weave drama series.

Her weave is so big it could be a hat, a net, or a curse.

That girl’s weave is so thick, it’s like she’s wearing a hair-filled bubble.

a black woman who uses so much hair on her head it looks like she’s trying to start a fire with fabric and her lies

Her weave is so hot, it could melt the ceiling.

She showed up with a weave so big, it could be a tent, a net, or a lie so loud it could be heard in the next state.

That girl’s weave is like a fire hazard with a side of flattery.