Hair Hamster

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A hair hamster is a pile of hair that looks like a fat, bald rat. It’s formed when someone lazily shoves their hair into a spot and forgets about it. It smells like old pizza and regret.
My hair hamster is bigger than my dog.
I found a hair hamster in my sock drawer. It’s got a life.
My hair hamster is so big, it has its own zip code.
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A hair hamster is a clump of hair that acts like it owns the floor. It’s made when you stop caring and just drop your hair wherever it lands. It’s the reason your couch has a life of its own.
My hair hamster is now a full-time job.
I stepped on my hair hamster and it screamed.
My hair hamster is plotting revenge.
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A hair hamster is when your hair decides to live in a pile instead of on your head. It’s formed when you’re too tired to brush it and just leave it be. It’s the reason your room looks like a war zone.
My hair hamster is attacking my mirror.
I feed my hair hamster snacks. It’s a bad habit.
My hair hamster is now a part-time roommate.
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